Christians Consider this?

I don't dislike christians for their beliefs or think they should change what they believe but consider the following. Jesus was jewish. and according to you hee was the son of the Christian god? how does that make sense? Jesus walked on water healed the sick blind deaf and dumb but none of that is considered magic? Men are made of dirt and women from the mans rib and this rib woman was convinced by a "TALKING SNAKE" to eat an apple from a Magic tree that causes all of the worlds problems of the world and experience the pain of squeezing a watermelon size baby at of a vagina which is about as wide as a garden hose? covet is a sin yet God is jealous of other deities we may worship which means he holds our attention in covet translating to the fact that god sins. and plus why would you worship a god who's jealous? honestly id be to scared that he may hate me for saying i worship god and he think sits some other person. i could go on and on and on with contradictions like this but i wont. so please leave all the hate comments you want cause im only typing this out of prue boredom nothing else. I accept what you believe in cause its what you chose so BY!